NicholasCooper1992 15 day.ago

If your toddler loves vehicles, their spirit animal is a crow

You will often hear them calling “CAWR! CAWR!”

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. What do turtles and snails do exceptionally well during storms?

Take shelter

2. Finnland closed all its borders and consequently all racing events around the world had to be canceled

turns out nobody could cross the finish line

3. As a child I was attacked by cameras.

I still have flashbacks.

4. What did the zombie say when he saw a passenger train?

“Oh goody!!! a chew chew train”

5. A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and... cola." "Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."

6. What do you call a cat that loves to sing?

What do you call a cat that loves to sing? A meow-sician!

7. What's the difference between an Indian and African elephant?

One of them is not an elephant.

8. Revenge is a dish best served cold..

Gluttony, on the other hand, tastes better when it's served in a garlic white wine sauce garnished with fried capers.

9. My dumb Germam mate.

My German mate isn't the brightest. I asked him if he knew what number comes after 8. He said no.

10. I made some shoes out of money

Cashews

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